dinosaur kid likes the outdoors, thinking, and tea. His brain may be as small as a walnut, but his heart is as big as a minifridge.

octopus kid is a genius or a nuisance, depending on where you’re standing, and most likely to survive in a Hobbesian war of all against all.

skunk kid is set on making the world a better place, and though she doesn’t always have the requisite patience, or resources, or assistance, she’s sure got gumption.

turtle kid is definitely absolutely the most underappreciated artist of his generation, a genre-defying rainbow of musical, visual, and comedic brilliance.

egg baby (not pictured) is dinosaur kid’s very quiet younger sibling, and’ll hatch someday.