Look at all of the ink in this one! The sun must’ve gone down. This expedition just turned into a survival situation.

I got lost twice as a kid. Once was at the grocery store, and they just called me to the front over the intercom. The other time was an evening in the summer, when I ran off into the “woods” with Tiffany Dorris. She said we had to leave our shoes on the sidewalk or else the bad people would find us. So later, when my parents went looking for us, they found my shoes and started freaking out.

In other news, I found out that my parents found out about this comic. My dad told me he didn’t get it, but he’d probably think it was funny if he was a Generation X-er, and I reminded him that I’m a Generation Y-er. Now I’m imagining my mom reading everything I type.

(Hi, Mom.)

Part 2 of 5!

– jimmy g.